The Handsome Adventures of Karolina and Frannie
looollll you actually got the last one XD you must successfully visit me sometime
LOL yup! And yep we’ll definitely try again tomorrow at graduation rehearsal lolol
the fact that the University of Washington’s mascot is a dog makes me so happy in so many different ways because then you get photos like this at graduation
Reese, i’m sorry, but your husband has been asleep for eight days straight, I think he might be dead.
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i’d finished i got a fucking round of applause i shit you not
this book was written thirteen years ago